frenchfrysweatshirt:

a haiku about periods

haagen dazs ice cream
that stain is not coming out
i am so horny

randomdice:

mitigatedwrath:

Once Upon a Dead Parental Unit

Once Upon a Oh Shit You’re Cora Too

Once Upon a Damn You Sassy Bastards

Once Upon a Face Meets Floor

Once Upon an Awkward Family Reunion

Once Upon a Wait There’s Five Minutes Left? Shit’s Going to Go Down

Once Upon a Is It Sunday Yet?

Once Upon No Happiness For Regina

bigdreams-stubbornheart:

totorohunter:

tumblr: where you can tell what day of the week it is by the fandom that’s crying loudest

Regina Mills aka The Evil Queen

sharkinthedungeon:

my 24 folder kind of speaks for itself

thesouffleegirl:

You guys don’t understand

I have:

• “for shits ‘n’ giggles” ships
• then ships
• then OTPs
• then OTPs among OTPs
• then THE OTP

mishull:

lanaparrillasituation:

Why is Belle in the hospital if Gold healed her?

Why didn’t Charming think about looking for Regina in the crypt since he knows about it?

Why would they all make such a big deal over finding Regina ASAP and then all of them stay at the hospital for hours?

How did Cora sniff out Regina before the werewolf?

What the hell happened to Emma’s ‘super power?’

WHERE THE HELL WAS ARCHIE?

ALL OF THIS.

• When my favorite actor wins an award: you go bb you are amazing you deserve every award ever and now everyone is finally starting to realize and appreciate you
• When my favorite actor doesn't win the award: fuck this this is so rigged everyone just hatin

• Regina: I'm young and full of hopes and dreams. I just want to be happy and have a quiet life.
• Universe: Nope.
• Regina: Uhm okay then I'll go evil on everybody's ass. That's gonna work out for sure.
• Universe: Nope.
• Regina: Ugh fine, I'll use this stupid curse Rumple gave me and make everyone miserable. New world, happiness, here I come.
• Universe: Nope.
• Regina: Okay, being evil didn't work out, I want to redeem myself.
• Universe: Nope.
• Regina:
• Regina: But-
• Universe: Nope.
• Regina: